Lady in a family when I deliver her food: "Oh...does this sauce have gluten?"
Me: "Hm...well are you just socially gluten intolerant, or do you have a legitimate gluten allergy?" black color prom party wears in affordable price
"Well...as long as I tell people I'm gluten free, I'm usually fine."
"Well you're in luck, it is in fact gluten free!"

-conversations in my head at Gustav's